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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-05-2002, 05:55 PM Thread Starter
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Uncle sam, Bin Laden, and a canadian....

Uncle Sam, Bin Laden, and a Canadian are walking through the desert when they happen upon a genie lamp. Having all watched disney films and elated with their luck, they pick it up and rub it. Of course a genie pops out and says "I am abdah mumalaalahalalhumah, a genie imprisoned in this lamp for all eternity. For finding me I will grant you these wishes three. As there are three of you I will grant you one wish each."

The canadian, thinking of the barren artic north, gave the first wish. "I wish that all the farmland in Canada will be fruitful and productive forever". "Granted", said the genie.

Next came Bin Laden who asked "I wish for a gigantic impenetrable wall to built around Afganistan to isolate us from the satan from the west". "Granted", said the genie.

Uncle Sam, having been polite and waiting for his wish asks the genie "Tell me more about this wall?" "Oh, it is a very thick wall that would be impervious to any means devised by man, indestructable" said the genie, "good" said Uncle Sam, "I wish for you to fill it with water"
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-07-2002, 02:37 PM
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Not bad... I would have asked to fill it with horse cum... but water will do.
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