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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-05-2002, 05:06 PM Thread Starter
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Son of a beech or birch?

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!”

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2002, 05:58 PM
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That's a good one.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2002, 06:20 PM
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That's a good one.
Could you be anymore of an ass kisser?
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-07-2002, 10:46 PM
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BOO!!!!
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-09-2002, 10:14 AM
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Could you be anymore of an ass kisser?


Shhhh!!! It's boyfriend duties. You know, laugh at their jokes even if they suck. Ummm...not that this one sucked.
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