Out with your mom
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Mansfield, Texas, USA
So this black guy finds a magic lamp...
This black guy was digging a hole for a new tree in his backyard when he found an old brass lamp and a genie popped out when he rubbed it down.
The genie says "hi, I am here to grant you three wishes."
"Hot damn" said the black guy so he says "I wanna be rich." Then all of a sudden his yard fills up with gold, jewelry, and all the riches.
Next, the black man said "I ain't no foo', I wanna be white." And presto he is white with blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Last, I never wanna work a day again in my life."
AND HE TURNED BLACK AGAIN!
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
'88 F150, '01 Z71, '85 BMW 745i Turbo,
'79 280S Benz, '85 300SD Benz, '86 420SEL Benz, '87 300SDL Benz
(severely in need of updating, around 14 vehicle current)
I have red hair