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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-04-2002, 04:51 PM Thread Starter
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Exclamation So this black guy finds a magic lamp...

This black guy was digging a hole for a new tree in his backyard when he found an old brass lamp and a genie popped out when he rubbed it down.

The genie says "hi, I am here to grant you three wishes."

"Hot damn" said the black guy so he says "I wanna be rich." Then all of a sudden his yard fills up with gold, jewelry, and all the riches.

Next, the black man said "I ain't no foo', I wanna be white." And presto he is white with blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Last, I never wanna work a day again in my life."

AND HE TURNED BLACK AGAIN!

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Uh ooooooh!,,I'm posting a link to this one.

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Sometimes I hear some funny stuff.

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Man, you're hurtin' for material lately...
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