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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-04-2002, 11:49 AM Thread Starter
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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husbands sex life. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance" replies Mrs. Murphy. "He wont even take an aspirin."


"No problem" says the doctor. "Drop it in his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week and let me know how everthing works out. "


A week goes by and Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he asks how her love life has been. "Terrible " she says.

"What happened" asks the doctor.


"Well I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped up and swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time he ripped off my clothes, then proceeded to make mad passionate love to me on the table. It was terrible."


"What was terrible?" asked the doctor, "Was the love not good?'


"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-07-2002, 11:09 PM
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Sex in McDonald's... I have a new mission...
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Kinda makes me wonder about their special sauce.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-12-2002, 12:24 AM
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Kinda makes me wonder about their special sauce.
Uggh!!!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-12-2002, 08:47 AM
 
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Kinda makes me wonder about their special sauce.
Karen that is just nasty.


<-- Does not eat at McDonald's


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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-12-2002, 03:14 PM
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Kinda makes me wonder about their special sauce.
<-------Will now not eat at MC Ds again..... yuck



p.s. I havent eaten there in about 3 years.
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