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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-04-2002, 09:50 AM Thread Starter
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Notice From Carnival Cruise Lines

Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers hadpromised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue,David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else whomade that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to
your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will
sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward,and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as
lifeguard and emergency procedures director, Rev. Jesse Jackson as spiritual advisor and marriage counselor, and Congressman Gary Condit as intern
If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch
over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-05-2002, 05:39 PM
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Ha Ha Ha

I wish all those people woulda left, bunch of fuckin' pussy's
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Throw Mike Tyson and Jeffrey Dahmer on for good measure.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-08-2002, 02:52 PM
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Jeffrey Dahmer is dead but put him on anyway. Send Hillary too! Have her pack up the village and take all of that bullshit with her!
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Originally posted by J&J Stangs
Jeffrey Dahmer is dead but put him on anyway
maybe they can serve him for dinner...

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