A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call out from behind a sand dune...
"One Texan soldier is better than ten Taliban!"
The Taliban commander quickly sends his 10 best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a minute, then silence.
"One Texan is better than a hundred Taliban!"
The commander then sends his 100 next best men over the dune. Gunfire can be heard for 2 minutes then silence
"One Texan is better than a thousand Taliban!"
The angered commander sends 1000 of his remaining men over the dune when explosions and machinegun fire can be heard.
One injured Taliban crawls back and in his dying words says "Don't send any more men over. It's a trap, there's two of them."