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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-01-2002, 01:25 AM Thread Starter
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around....

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers
out- "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the
outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out
there and fix it." So Pa moseys out to the outhouse,
looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin
wrong with the outhouse!" Ma replies, "Stick yur head
in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head
in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in
the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks
his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the
hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole,
then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in
the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies,
"Hurt's, don't it ?!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-01-2002, 05:06 AM
 
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thats funny
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