A wife comes home.....
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in
bed with another woman. With super-human strength
borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out
the back door, an into the tool shed in the backyard
and put his penis in a vice on the table. She then
secured it tightly in the vice and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was
terrified, and screamed, "STOP! STOP! Your not going
to cut it off are you??" The wife, with a gleam of
revenge in her eyes, put the saw in her husband's hand
and said, NOPE, I'm going to set the shed on fire, You
do WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO!!"