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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 07:17 PM Thread Starter
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A wife comes home.....

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in
bed with another woman. With super-human strength
borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out
the back door, an into the tool shed in the backyard
and put his penis in a vice on the table. She then
secured it tightly in the vice and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was
terrified, and screamed, "STOP! STOP! Your not going
to cut it off are you??" The wife, with a gleam of
revenge in her eyes, put the saw in her husband's hand
and said, NOPE, I'm going to set the shed on fire, You
do WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO!!"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 07:26 PM
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That is soooooooo wrong...
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 08:05 PM
 
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hahaha! Sucks to be that guy!
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 09:16 PM
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that made my cross my legs in fear
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 11:19 PM
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I can't get my ass to unclench...
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-30-2002, 06:46 AM
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i think i would be draggin that work bench out the door.
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-30-2002, 10:12 AM
yes, jluv
 
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Ouch.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-01-2002, 10:01 AM
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id saw the vice off the table
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