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Nookie Green

Nookie Green
>A priest is in his church on Saturday afternoon hearing confessions. A
>man walks in, kneels down and says, "Father, it has been two weeks
>my last confession and these are my sins. Last night I had sex with
>Nookie Green."
>"That is your sin?"
>"Yes, Father."
>"You are forgiven. Go out and say one Our Father."
>The man leaves, and another enters the confessional and kneels.
>it has been one month since my last confession. These are my sins. I
>have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month."
>The priest thinks to himself that this Nookie Green woman is fairly
>popular with his male parishioners! "Those are your sins?"
>"Yes, Father."
>"You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys."
>The man left. Soon, another entered and knelt. "Father, it has been
>months since my last confession, and these are my sins. I have had sex
>with Nookie Green twice a week for the last six months."
>This time the priest has to ask, "Who is this Nookie Green?"
>"Just a woman I know, Father," came the reply.
>"Very well," said the priest, "You are forgiven. Go out and say ten
>The next morning the priest was giving the sermon in front of his
>congregation. The doors flew open in the back of the church and in
>walked a tall, gorgeous red-headed woman with a green sequined dress,
>green sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather. She
>walked straight up the aisle and sat down right in front of the
>her knees apart. The priest just stared. He finally caught himself and
>leaned over to ask the alter boy. "Pssssst. Is that Nookie Green?"
>The alter boy had a long, hard look and said, "No, Father. I think
>just the reflection off her shoes."
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