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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-28-2002, 11:00 PM Thread Starter
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20 reasons you might be on "Ghetto Airlines"

1. the windows are tinted
2. the plane is sitting on gold rims
3. the stewardess's are all ex-hammer dancers
4. first class, business class and coach are classified as o.g., hustlers, and playa haters
5. power windows for fly by shootings
6. pilot comes on the intercom and asks everybody for gas money
7. instead of the intercom chiming "ding, ding" prior to announcements, it says "bling, bling"
8. floating devices have patches
9. oxygen masks are turned into bongs
10. the pilot is doing doughnuts on the runway
11. the pilot has to check in with his parole officer before he takes off
12. the plane needs a jump start
13. the stewardess's have fubu gear as their uniforms
14. freatured movies are "booty call" and the original "shaft"
15. you're served forty ouncers and pork skins
16. the plane comes as an amg version
17. you can pay for your ticktes with food stamps or wic vouchers
18. the black box is really a cable scrambler
19. the sets are covered in plastic
20. your flight got caneled cause the plane got repossessed
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 10:19 AM
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Re: 20 reasons you might be on "Ghetto Airlines"

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1. the windows are tinted
2. the plane is sitting on gold rims
4. first class, business class and coach are classified as o.g., hustlers, and playa haters
5. power windows for fly by shootings
lol
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 04:49 PM
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Not bad.
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