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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-23-2002, 10:31 PM Thread Starter
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First Day At School

It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American
history.
Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his and
up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775," He said.
"Very good! Who said, Government of the people, by the people,
for the people, shall not perish from the earth"? Again, no response except from Suzuki:
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history
than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister,1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit.
If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit
to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed,"
and Suzuki said, "TheTaliban, 2001" !

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-24-2002, 11:09 AM
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Good one. I've always told a much shorter version. I like yours better, though.
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-26-2002, 01:01 AM
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I'm gonna half to email that one....
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-27-2002, 12:22 PM
 
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LMAO
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-27-2002, 07:02 PM
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thats pretty good
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-21-2003, 03:18 PM
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I'm gonna half to email that one....
Which half?
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-21-2003, 03:20 PM
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Very funny!

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

If you like the IRS, DMV and the Post Office, you will love Obamacare!

“An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”
Robert A. Heinlein

I have to agree with a quote from former Treasury Secretary William E. Simon: "Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote."
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-24-2003, 02:45 AM
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LOL, that was good!
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-27-2003, 05:39 PM
 
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lmao
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-30-2003, 11:28 AM
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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