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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-16-2002, 06:38 AM Thread Starter
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Diary of a Blonde Cook

Diary of a Blonde Cook"
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Monday: Now home from our honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's
fun to cook for Bill. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe
said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I only had four bowls, so I had
to borrow eight more from the neighbors to beat the eggs in, but the
cake turned out fine!

Tuesday: I thought I'd surprise Bill with a fruit salad for supper. The
recipe said "serve without dressing". Bill happened to bring a friend
home for supper, and did they ever look surprised when I served that

Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash
thoroughly before steaming the rice". So I heated some water and took a
bath before steaming the rice. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday: Today Bill asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It
said, "prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour
before serving." I went next door to my Mom's garden and tossed my salad
into the bed of lettuce and stood over there one hour so the dog would
not take it. Bill came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why?

Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all
ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, right over to my
mom's house. There must have been something wrong with the recipe,
because when I came back home again it looked the same as when I left

Saturday: Bill went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked
me to dress it for dinner. I sure don't know how chickens dress for
dinner, but I found an old scarf and made a cute little pair of pants
for it! I thought it looked darling! When Bill saw it he made a funny
strangling sound and then counted very slowly to 10!

Sunday: Today Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but
all we had in the fridge was hamburger. So I put the hamburger in my new
oven and set the control for "roast". The oven must not be working right
because it still came out hamburger!

Monday: I was going to bake bread today. The recipe said, "mix well and
knead well. Then stand in a warm place until double in bulk." I just
won't bake bread if I have to double in bulk!
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that has got to be the longest blonde joke...
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Originally posted by Frogger
that has got to be the longest blonde joke...
well , its really abunch of short blonde jokes.
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that was decent...
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-21-2002, 05:55 PM
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Are you telling me that a blonde wrote ALL of that down with no help? .....j/k ladies blonde is one of my favorite flavors!
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