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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-15-2002, 05:10 PM Thread Starter
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Potentially vs. Realistically
Little Johnny went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your
brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
back
and tell me what you learn from that."

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert
Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an
opportunity
like that."

Johnny then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh absolutely, I'd just love to do that! I'd do it
for
free!"

Then he went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for
a millions dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
could
buy?"

Johnny pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father
asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?"

Little Johnny replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three
million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a
fag."
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