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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-14-2002, 04:52 PM Thread Starter
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40. signs you might be a ricer

(1)... You have ever used the words Honda and performance in a sentence
without saying the phrase "lack there of"
(2)... If your ride be tight, or your exhast is phat, your shit be hooked up,
or your system be buzzin'
(3)...If you know what FUBU stands for
(4)...If you only drink Zima
(5)...If your idea of fun is taking a perfectly good gas saving family car,
and trying to make it into aircraft by adding wings
(6)... You can fit six mexicans and two cannibalistic quadrapoligic
prostitutes in your newest pair of pants
(7)... You make fun of Camaro/Mustang guys because no matter how bad they may
beat you, they used more gas in a race than your C-RX uses in a month
(8)... You think front wheel drive is better for showing off
(9)... You just can't find a single use for Duct Tape
(10)... You don't support Captin Pollution
(11).. You brag that with only a few thousand more dollars of work... you
will bust into the 16's
(12)...You have never heard of Smokey And The Bandit, or Dukes Of Hazzard
(13)...You only had to buy one hedder for your car, and it bottoms out all
the time
(14)...You painted you Drums or Calipers to match your Stripes
(15)... Your exhuast sounds like a moose with diareahha
(16)... You have never acually seen a "Carburater"
(17)... You have almost as much gold in your mouth as you do around your neck
(18)... You have put more money into your car than John Force and Dale
Earnhardt combinined... yet you still can't keep up with stock Mustangs or
Camaros of the 80"s
(19)...You have to pull the hand brake to do a burnout
(20)... All the chicks dig your car now... but it'll be out of style in a few
years
21) You think of V-8 as a drink
22) You think wheel tuck is sweet
23) Your rims are bigger than your engine
24) You only have one windshield wiper
25) You Think your Civic is an original
26) You know what "VTEC" stands for
27) You have more gears than cylinders
28) Your tires cost more than the car, and the wheels cost more than the tires
29) You hang out at the mall
30) You made your own body kit
31) You go over speed bumps at an angle
32) You type in Ebonics
33) Your "shit be thumpin'"
34) You have skinny tires in the back, and fat ones in the front
35) You put four emergency spares on your car to lower it
36) Your car has racing stripes, but it has more doors than stripes
37) if you have to red line to break traction.........in the rain
38) if your car battery is bigger than your motor block
39) if your exhust tip is bigger round than any one of your four pistions
40) if you talk about hookin your shit up more than.... hookin your shit up
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-14-2002, 08:44 PM
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LOL!!!

41) You have stickers on your car for parts you don't
have installed
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post #3 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-15-2002, 12:32 PM
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42) If your spoiler resembles a park bench
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43) if you have classroom lights mounted under your car
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post #5 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-21-2002, 05:45 PM
 
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44) You think the Fast and the Furious was a realistic movie.
(BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!)
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post #6 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-22-2002, 02:57 PM
 
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45) You cannot understand what is so funny about this:

http://users.ev1.net/~gunpilot/rice/

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post #7 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-22-2002, 09:13 PM
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Shit Im an EX RICER! I know alot of that stuff. But hey my rice used UNCLE BENS and It was FAST!
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AND HOW ABOUT THESE FOR ALL THE STANGS AND F BODS TO LOOK AT. Heh Heh I have to admit it was the most awesome feeling destroying something with twice the motor as you.
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45) You cannot understand what is so funny about this:

http://users.ev1.net/~gunpilot/rice/

HA....motherfuckin' HA
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post #10 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-23-2002, 07:08 PM
 
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AND HOW ABOUT THESE FOR ALL THE STANGS AND F BODS TO LOOK AT. Heh Heh I have to admit it was the most awesome feeling destroying something with twice the motor as you.

Keep dreaming!
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DREAM? No Son It was a REALITY! As hard as it is for you to admit A 4 BANGER can DESTROY A big V8

Hows an 11 second run out of my car?
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And To answer your question of where is this Car now?

In Car Heaven
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post #13 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-24-2002, 07:12 PM
 
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Easy on that 'son' b.s.! I'll trust you that the time slip you posted was for that mitsu-sushi. Is it a GSX? How much money did it take to get it that fast? Ever dyno it? Sorry it's dead now...looks like you had a lot of $ tied up in it.
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post #14 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-24-2002, 07:35 PM
 
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How about ....

If The Number Of Doors Match The Number Of Cylinders In Your Motor.......

Why even try

No Replacement For Displacement

Period.
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post #15 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-25-2002, 06:37 AM
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Never Dynoed It because it was AWD and it cost 400 to get a pull at Extreme MotorSports In Maryland. Like the only place with a Dual roller dyno. I had LOTS of $ in it. I would say i easily had 7-8k in performance mods. I Put all the wrench time in it and The only thing i did not do was the machine work. But it was done at my shop by my dad. So all mods were done IN house. I pulled 25lb of boost on my 11sec run. At my local track I had the Fastest 4 banger for that year and all of 2001 but this year there is a guy expecting to run in the 8's with a Nissan that he converted into a sylvia.
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post #16 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-27-2002, 12:18 PM
 
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Thumbs down

Throwing money at a rice burner is a waste.
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And To answer your question of where is this Car now?

In Car Heaven
looks rebuildable to me.
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Throwing money at a rice burner is a waste.
thats a lovely opinion...
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Looks Like ...

Looks like you zigged when you shoulda zagged... no really.. at least you got a better car now..
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post #20 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-28-2002, 10:45 AM
 
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thats a lovely opinion...
Yes, it is!
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