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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-17-2005, 03:30 PM Thread Starter
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Another little Johnny

Little Johnny and his cousin Timbob was sittin on the curb one Saturday afternoon in town. They began to notice a house on the other side of the street with a bright red door. Ever so often a different man would walk up the the house, knock on the door and a big blonde women would open the door. The man would get his wallet out, give her some money and then go in. After a few minutes the man would come back out with a big smile on his face. After about 4 or 5 different men went in and came out smiling, Johnny looks over at Timbob and ask em, "Timbob, how much money do you have?" Timbob say's "I got 35 cents". Little Jonny says " I got 25 cents, I'm gonna go over there and by me some of whatever them men been buying." So Johnny goes over, knocks on the door. The big blonde answers, little Johnny tells her he wants to buy 60 cents worth. So the blonde takes his money, lets em in the house, lays him on the couch and pulls out a belt and bust his ass real good with it and tells him to never come back. Well, little Johnny walks back across the street with a big smile on his face and sets down next to Timbob. Timbob ask Johnny, " Well Johnny how was it?" Little Johnny, with a big ole smile said, "Damn Timbob, I don't think I coulda stood $5 worth!

Now thats funny, I don't care who you are!

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-17-2005, 05:50 PM
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not even a titter? I didn't really find it funny at all

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-18-2005, 01:06 PM
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The "Real" Little Johnny would have walked out and said something like

"Bring in da VAANDERSEXXX!!!"


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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-20-2005, 12:04 PM
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ummm was i supposed to laugh or maybe i just didnt understand the story oh well umm... good one?
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-20-2005, 04:53 PM
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I get a feeling he fucked up the joke somewhere.

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