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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-17-2005, 12:12 PM Thread Starter
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Talking The Perfect Wife

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love,
couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he
said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going,
Coochy Cooh?" asked the wife. I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going
to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the
door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
from 12 different countries:Germany,Holland,Japan,India, Etc. The husband
didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying
was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen
glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a
huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but
at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" You want hors d'oeuvres,
Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar...; you know ...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... " LISTEN UP
DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN
FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS
ISN'T GOING TO A FUCKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?" ...and,
they lived happily ever after.


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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-17-2005, 12:13 PM
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-17-2005, 12:40 PM
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all i got out of it was that the joke said 5 hors d'oeuvres and only listed 4
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thats good, got any more?
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-18-2005, 01:05 PM
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I don't have anymore right now, but when I run across some more I will put them on here.


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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-20-2005, 11:55 AM
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I don't have anymore right now, but when I run across some more I will put them on here.
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