Originally Posted by 0393GT
What does a mexican and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them the more english you get!
LMFAO.. that's fuckin awesome.
Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Only two El Caminos would start.
Jose rides to the Mexican border on his bike with two huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"
"Senor, It is only sand." replies Jose.
"Sand? Bullshit! - get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them... except sand. Jose is detained overnight while the sand is analyzed, but the only thing they find in the bags is sand. They put Jose's sand into new bags and let him cross the border into the US.
Next day, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What you got there?"
"Sand," says Jose.
Again, they tear into his bags, find nothing but sand, and Jose is allowed to ride across the border.
For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Mexican cantina.
"Hey amigo," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about. Between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Jose sips his beer, smiles, and replies, "Bikes."