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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-16-2005, 06:04 PM Thread Starter
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Do you guy's have any idea why in the hell Mexican's cain't cook out???
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cause the beans fall thru the grill

y are they called refried beans?
cause the fucked em up the first time

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what do you call a messican baptism?


a Bean Dip

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why do they have cake at a mexican wedding?




to keep the flies off the bride
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to keep the flies off the bride

that is just nasty

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Why are there messicans...................to prove the indians fucked the buffalo's

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why do they have cake at a mexican wedding?




to keep the flies off the bride
lmmfao!
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What is the definition of tejano music?



Polka music played on stolen instruments.
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Why are there messicans...................to prove the indians fucked the buffalo's

holy sh*t that's wrong

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What are the names of two mexican firefighting brothers?

Hose A & Hose B
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Why does a mexican eat tamales for christmas?

So they will have something to unwrap.
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What are the first three words in a mexican cookbook?

Steal a chicken.
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Do you guy's have any idea why in the hell Mexican's cain't cook out???

You actually typed the word "cain't".... wow.
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A truly excellent thread.
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post #16 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-18-2005, 01:01 PM
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Why does a mexican eat tamales for christmas?

So they will have something to unwrap.
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post #17 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-18-2005, 01:07 PM
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how come we lost the Alamo???????????

because we thought all them messicans were coming to fix the roof
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post #18 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-18-2005, 01:23 PM
 
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#1. If you can run, swim or play soccer in chanclas, you've gotta be a Mexican.

#2. If you don't have a bank, but rather keep your money in a cookie jar, you must be a Mexican.

#3. If you can fit 4 people on the bench seat of a pickup you must be a Mexican.

#4. If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco truck, you must be a Mexican.

#5. If that same tio left you a lawnmower and a weed whacker and you started a landscaping business, well, your still a Mexican.

#6. If you save the points from the back of a kool-aid packet, damn...your a Mexican!

#7. If you get pulled over by a cop or get a phone call from a collector and you suddenly forget how to speak English, your a Mexican.

#8. If you have a family member that has personally seen the La Chusa or heard the cries of La Llorrona ...MEXICAN!!!!

#9. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mom rubbed the area chanting, "Sana Sana, Culito de Rana", then your a Mexican.

#10. If you're dad constantly mixes up the pronunciation of "Ch" and "SH" then your a Mexican. (example: Cherry becomes Sherry and Shoe becomes Choe).

#11. If you have your last name on the back of your vehicle's window in old English lettering, you are Mexican.

#12. If you have ever owned a shirt that said, "in memory or en memoria), you are so Mexican!

#13. If you buy your candles from the spice section of the grocery store (you know the kind I'm talking about), then your a Mexican.

#14. If you go to a party "just for the food", then your a Mexican.

#16. If you know what Cut-offs or Wife-Beaters are, then your a Mexican.

#17. If you play baseball and throw the sign of the cross and then kiss your fingers every time you go to bat, damn...your Mexican bro'.

#18. If you refer to your wife as your Ruca, Your Wifey or your Old Lady, then guess what, your Mexican.

#19. If you "Throw a Grito" every time you hear Ramon Ayala, then not only are you Mexican, your a drunk Mexican!

#20. If you feel it necessary after every joke you crack to stick your tongue out and go, "aaaaaah" then damn, you qualify as a Mexican.
If you put your hand up to at the same time as if to get a high five from those around you as confirmation it was a good joke, then you are a genuine Mexican.
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#16. If you know what Cut-offs or Wife-Beaters are, then your a Mexican.

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What does a mexican and a cue ball have in common?



The harder you hit them the more english you get!
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that's funny
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post #23 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-23-2005, 02:58 AM
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haha damn mexicans..I loved the buffalo one
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post #24 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-25-2005, 06:46 PM Thread Starter
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shit i did'nt mean for this forum to get out of hand.lol's all this shit is real fuckin triped out dude.
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post #25 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-26-2005, 09:52 AM
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What does a mexican and a cue ball have in common?



The harder you hit them the more english you get!
LMFAO.. that's fuckin awesome.

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Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

Only two El Caminos would start.

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Jose rides to the Mexican border on his bike with two huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Senor, It is only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand? Bullshit! - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them... except sand. Jose is detained overnight while the sand is analyzed, but the only thing they find in the bags is sand. They put Jose's sand into new bags and let him cross the border into the US.

Next day, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

Again, they tear into his bags, find nothing but sand, and Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Mexican cantina.

"Hey amigo," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about. Between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles, and replies, "Bikes."
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The cops found a Mexican dead. One cop says to the other one, "Musta been a Golf gun."

The other cop says, "What the heck is a Golf gun?

The first cop says, "I don't know but it sure made a hole in Juan!"


LMAO at Jose with the bike!

Why should you never hit a Mexican on a bike? Might be your bike.

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