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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-12-2005, 11:07 AM Thread Starter
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The Racehorse

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when
his wife walked up behind him and whacked him
on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants
pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura
Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have
known there was a good explanation.

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV
when she walked up and hit him in the head again,
this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that

She replied, "Your horse called."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-12-2005, 11:15 AM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-12-2005, 11:56 AM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-12-2005, 01:23 PM
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