Subject: old man
> An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A
> teenager walked up to the
> bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all
> different colors: green, red,
> orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.
> Every time the teenager looked, the old man was
> The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the
> matter old timer,
> never done anything wild in your life?"
> Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got
> drunk once and got it on
> with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."