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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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hitler joke, this is great

two guys walk into bar and sit down... one of them notices a guy on the other side of the room looks just like hitler.. but knowing hitler is dead he just continues to drink.. eventually he walk up to him and say " hey, you sure look alot like hitler" the man replies "thats cus i am hitler, ive been hiding out all this time. and now that im back im gonna bring back the reich..and first im gonna kill 60,000 jews and 3 acrobats..."

the man, puzzled replies " why 3 acrobats?"

Hitler yells "see, noone cares about 60,000 jews."


see thats funny whether your jewish or not.. thats just good comedy

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 10:17 AM
 
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ha!

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Ha, quite wrong indeed... but it made me laugh.
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Funny but that just isn't right.

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haha. I tried to tell myself that wasn't funny but just couldn't do it.
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 10:50 AM
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 10:55 AM
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cant you just see larry the cable guy adding that one to his routine?

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-10-2005, 03:27 PM
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That one is funny.
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-11-2005, 12:52 PM
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I used to tell people I was going to kill 100 Jews and ONE CLOWN (emphasis on the clown) and it would play out like the joke above. Much funnier that way, imo.
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-12-2005, 01:28 PM
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