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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 08:03 AM Thread Starter
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How many board members....

does it take to change a lightbulb?

So, how many does it take?

1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share their similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to get "snarky" with the spell checkers

41 to correct those that got snarky over spelling/grammar

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that
"light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the hosts and moderators complaining that those participating are in violation of the forum rules

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that "X-posting" to the hardware forum, electricity forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's which make light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we JUST go through all this a few weeks ago?"

143 to say "Google on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 newbie member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again



Fuck it, I dont care if it's a repost or not....laugh or move on


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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 08:03 AM
v2004 rebooted.
 
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1 to say Repost.
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 08:03 AM
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Fucking Repost and wrong fucking forum.
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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 08:05 AM
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Fuck it, I dont care if it's a repost or not....laugh or move on

it is a repost of a repost, of a copy and paste that cool cat posted originally about a year ago in the joke forum.

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Fucking Repost and wrong fucking forum.

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 08:05 AM
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1 to say Repost.

I can't believe that this was left out........
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 09:01 AM
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You forgot 5 to say the lightbulb cost too much
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 11:52 AM
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First To SAy "me Too"

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 12:00 PM
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repost

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-12-2005, 01:35 PM
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1 to say "lol this thread if fucking gay"

good joke

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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-14-2005, 09:24 AM
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and one to say "looks slow..."
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-14-2005, 04:39 PM
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1 to say "lol this thread if fucking gay"

good joke

haha

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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-14-2005, 04:41 PM
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Man, that gets funnier every stinkin time i see it!
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