Chinese Sick Leave
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, Boss, I not come work today,
I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."