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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-07-2005, 09:22 PM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up Chinese Sick Leave

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, Boss, I not come work today,

I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-07-2005, 09:33 PM
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nothing like fucking the bosses wife to get yourself up the coporate ladder.

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 01:28 PM
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 01:39 PM
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-09-2005, 12:14 AM
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-12-2005, 01:36 PM
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-16-2005, 01:46 PM
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