cut off privates
One day a man and his 8 yr. old daughter were in the car together. Up a few car lenths ahead of them was a married couple driving. The night before the wife in the car ahead had discovered that her husband was cheating....so she quickly pulled out a huge knife, cut his penis off and threw it out of the car window. The penis then hit the windshield of the car with the man and his 8yr. old daughter. the little girl said my my daddy what was that.......The father recognizing what it really was told his daughter, oh that was just a grasshopper......the daughter then replied well it sure had a big dick!!!