Mirror mirror on the wall
This fellow's wife was very flat chested. He came
home from work one day and to his utter amazement,
there was his wife with a pair of 44" breasts.
He said, "My gosh, Martha, what happened?"
She said "Honey, I was making myself look all
pretty for you and I was looking in the mirror
behind the door, and I said to it, 'Mirror, mirror
on the wall, make my tits size 44', and BOOM, look
at the size of these suckers!"
The fellow was just overwhelmed. He ran upstairs,
jumped into the shower, combed his hair, stood
there looking at himself and his little thing
hanging there. He said to the mirror, "Mirror,
mirror on the door, make my dick touch the
floor," and BOOM! His legs disappeared.