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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-25-2005, 01:26 PM Thread Starter
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Old Man's Pond

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice
-- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and
grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made
the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end. ! One of the women shouted to
him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-25-2005, 01:30 PM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-26-2005, 09:02 AM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-29-2005, 10:00 AM
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-29-2005, 07:56 PM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-30-2005, 04:46 PM
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