Now Something To Offend Everyone!
> >What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> >Juan on Juan
> >What is a Yankee?
> >The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> >What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
> >The position of the dirt bag
> >Why is divorce so expensive?
> >Because it's worth it.
> >What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> >Why is air a lot like sex?
> >Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
> >What do you call a smart blonde?
> >A golden retriever.
> >What do attorneys use for birth control?
> >Their personalities.
> >What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> >45 lbs
> >What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> >45 minutes
> >What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> >Through his chest with a sharp knife.
> >Why do men want to marry virgins?
> >They can't stand criticism.
> >Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> >Because those men already have boyfriends.
> >What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
> >What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> >The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
> >Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> >Because they have cotton balls.
> >What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> >A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >What did the blonde say when she found out sh e was pregnant?
> >"Are you sure it's mine?"
> >Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> >Mace will do that to you.
> >Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
> >Everyone has the same DNA.
> >Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >Breasts don't have eyes.
> >Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> >He walks around saying "Yo."
> >Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
> >Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> >Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> >A different bar.
> >Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
> >They named him "Sum Ting Wong
> >What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> >A speech impediment
> >What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
> >They're hiring.
> >What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> >A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
> >along with... "a recipe".
> >How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> >Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> >What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> >A northern fairytale begins " Onceuponatime..." A southern fairytale begins
> >"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
> >Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
> >No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
magnaflow cat. x-pipe
magnaflow cat back
pro 5.0 shifter
fms alum driveshaft
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