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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-24-2005, 09:32 AM Thread Starter
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Bus Driver

One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow, that is one ugly baby."

The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."

She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."

"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."

"You're right sir, I think I will report him."

The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-24-2005, 10:16 AM
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lol thats a pretty good clean joke

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-25-2005, 08:11 AM
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