Shakin them haters off!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: You've seen mine, Now lets see your's...Come with what you GOT!! No excuses!!
New names underway!
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name Tylenol(r) is acetaminophen.
Aleve(r) is known as naproxen, Amoxil(r) is amoxicillin, and Advil(r)
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for V1agra(r). After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that V1agra(r) will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi(r) Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad
campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs. Pepsi will
market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do.
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be
fully considered: Over the past five years, Americans have spent more
money on breast implants and V1agra(r) than was spent on Alzheimer's
research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large
number of people wandering around with perky br8asts and erections who
can't remember what to do with them.
Keep HATIN motha fucka$!