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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-18-2005, 08:46 PM Thread Starter
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little johnny again...

little johnny's class was learning english, specifically the word "fascinate". his teacher asked for examples. lil' molly stood up and said, "My family
went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see New York City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that also was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher cried.
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hillarious, that johny kid is the shit
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2005, 08:23 AM
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