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The Penguins Camaro

Peter the penguin was out driving his rattletrap Camaro around one Sunday. He ran a few errands and was on his way to get his mullet trimmed when one of his many indiglo guages went to zero.
Since he was a penguin he really didn't know that much about cars, he just though lots of guages and a shift light was cool. He looked at the gauge he had never paid any attention to before and it was the one for oil pressure.
OMG! he thought, this is bad, my dad said this one should never ever go to zero. He knew how to follow daddies orders, so he pulled over and called a tow truck. The tow truck driver was accustomed to hauling Camaros, so he had him at a reputable mechanic, Wally the Walrus, in no time.
While the mechanic was diagnosing his problem, Peter noticed a Baskin and Robbins across the street. It gets hot in Texas and penguins loooove ice cream, and Peter gets a double scoop of vanilla. The only problem is, its hard to eat icecream with a beak, they kind of get it everywhere.
While he's making a mess of himself with the icecream he sees Wally waving him over to the shop. Wally says "I think I've found the problem". "What is it" Peter asks. Wally chuckles "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal"
Peter is shocked! "What the hell?" as he takes a napkin and wipes his beak he says, "No no no, its just a little ice cream"

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