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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-15-2005, 03:11 PM Thread Starter
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Flu Prevention--safely


>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
>been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed
>him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a
>seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ,
>the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
>The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things,
>a condom!
>When she returned with tea and scones, they began to
>chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
>and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could

>no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell

>me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
>"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?" I was walking through the
>park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
>The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
>would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know, I haven't had the flu

>all winter!"

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-17-2005, 08:36 AM
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Oh my gosh! Thats so funny

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