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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-14-2005, 06:33 PM Thread Starter
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Touchy, Feely, Cranky

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-14-2005, 06:43 PM
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LOL......Pretty good!
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-15-2005, 03:13 PM
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-15-2005, 04:50 PM
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haha thats pretty funny

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