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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-13-2005, 06:26 AM Thread Starter
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T REMEMBER THE SEVENTIES, THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!



...A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey,

"Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come on up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn one or two. After a while the lizard says his mouth is really dry and he's going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. An alligator sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard,

"What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the alligator that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The alligator says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing another joint, and he looks up and says,

"Hey you!"

The monkey looks down and says,

"Shit dude.....How much water did you drink?"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-13-2005, 01:25 PM
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lol heard it but worth a chuckle

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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-13-2005, 08:21 PM
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hehe... I like cheesy jokes!
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-13-2005, 08:27 PM
 
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hahaha...nice one..
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-14-2005, 06:09 PM
 
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haha, that got a good laugh outa me.....sounds like something i wouldve said when i did that shit
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