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Last Child Support Check

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my baby girl to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on yo mama's face."

So my baby girl she take the check over to her.

I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "You ain't my daddy . . . and to watch the expression on yo face . . . ."
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"thats just my baby daddy, thats just my baby daddy"

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Who dat izz ?

Yeah you ridin clean but your gas tank is on e,
Be steppin out aint got no decent shoes on your feet
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LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my baby girl to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on yo mama's face."

So my baby girl she take the check over to her.

I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "You ain't my daddy . . . and to watch the expression on yo face . . . ."
is that a real joke? cause the joke would be still on the mom cause her ass would be doing time in the big house for that bullshit!

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Yes, it's a joke. That's why it be in da joke forum.
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Yes, it's a joke. That's why it be in da joke forum.
sorry, but that wasn't funny? i'll have to give you two thumbs down on it!

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lol, i thought it was funny

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That was funny!

The dog in the school one wasn't.

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thats some funny ass shit. its barley even a joke, more like a plot for a jerry springer show.
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That was funny!

The dog in the school one wasn't.
Tell me about it, eek

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Who dat izz ?

Yeah you ridin clean but your gas tank is on e,
Be steppin out aint got no decent shoes on your feet
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sorry, but that wasn't funny? i'll have to give you two thumbs down on it!
Sorry OD, In the future, I'll be sure to screen all jokes so that they meet your funny requirements.
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Sorry OD, In the future, I'll be sure to screen all jokes so that they meet your funny requirements.
No,MY bad homie,I should have not even replied to your joke at all! it kind of hit home for me! sorry for the negative feedback!

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No,MY bad homie,I should have not even replied to your joke at all! it kind of hit home for me! sorry for the negative feedback!

Oh shit! LMAO!
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