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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-11-2005, 03:40 PM Thread Starter
 
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Sad but true

God's Best Friend. . .




A dog had followed his owner to school

His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school.
However, when the bell rang, the dog slid inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the door behind him.
The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors.
Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'.... they won't let ME in either."
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-11-2005, 03:57 PM
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-11-2005, 04:52 PM
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That's gay. Where's the joke?

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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 08:28 AM Thread Starter
 
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That's gay. Where's the joke?
Look in the mirror and you'll have a good laugh!
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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 08:29 AM
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Do you think god spoke to him in dog? J/k, Yea, it does kinda suck
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Aw dont put this in the joke category....I wanted a laugh and now I'm all sad

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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 10:51 AM
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what about satan? im sure he gets left out alot too.
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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 12:29 PM
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what about satan? im sure he gets left out alot too.
you haven't been to a school lately have you?
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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 05:23 PM
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you haven't been to a school lately have you?
lmao true that
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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 05:26 PM
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-13-2005, 08:18 PM
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awwe that makes me wanna cry... thank God for the private school system. Go UA!
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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-13-2005, 08:31 PM
 
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UA=Ursuline Academy??

just wondering


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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-13-2005, 08:37 PM
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UA=Ursuline Academy??

just wondering


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yes! Good guess!
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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-14-2005, 08:28 AM
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awwe that makes me wanna cry... thank God for the private school system. Go UA!
Do you/did you go there? I graduated from Jesuit.
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Do you/did you go there? I graduated from Jesuit.
I graduated from UA in 2002
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