Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Putting the sensual in nonconsensual since 1984
Jimbo was quite the fisherman. At the baitshop, all of the regulars would tell of his huge hauls.
Well word got around to the game warden that Jimbo might be using some less than legal methods of getting all of these fish, so he decided to do some investigating.
Jimbo was his friend, and he didn't want to falsely accuse him of anything, so he went to the baitshop to ask some questions. Sure enough, one of the old men says "Yep, that there Jimbo's been dynamite fishin."
The game warden dismissed it until a week later when he overheard another group of old me talking about Jimbo and his dynamite.
The game warden didn't want to believe it, so he decided that he'd see for himself... so he invited Jimbo to go fishing with him. After about 20 minutes on the water the game warden says, "Jimbo... I'll be honest with you. I invited you out here because I've heard some rumors about you fishing with dynamite. You're a good friend of mine, but you know that's illegal, and I can't...."
As he was talking Jimbo reached into his tackle box, lit a stick of dynamite, handed it to the game warden and said, "You gonna talk? Or are you gonna fish?"