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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-06-2002, 11:12 AM Thread Starter
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Sweet Potato Story

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got
married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam'.


Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her
about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting
half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name
for
herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.


Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
rotten
potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become
a
Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be
skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and
Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland.
And
the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out
west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
with those high class Yukon Golds. Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho
P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be
in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home
and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw!


Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly
marry Tom Brokaw because he was just a.......




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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-06-2002, 04:44 PM
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OMG that's was dumb! But I cracked a smile at it.
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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-06-2002, 08:17 PM
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lol, sounds like a kidd faggot, i mean kidd kraddick joke
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Re: Sweet Potato Story

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Originally posted by GTChick01
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got
married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam'.


Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her
about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting
half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name
for
herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.


Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
rotten
potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become
a
Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be
skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and
Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland.
And
the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out
west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
with those high class Yukon Golds. Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho
P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be
in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home
and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw!


Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly
marry Tom Brokaw because he was just a.......




Are you ready for this?




Are you sure?



OK! Here it is!







Common Tater

ok girl girl

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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-07-2002, 10:26 AM
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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-08-2002, 08:47 PM
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Oh man, all that reading for common tater. Maybe I cracked a smile.
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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-09-2002, 09:42 AM
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Okay, I admit, that was funny.

Good one, babe.
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-09-2002, 12:54 PM
 
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Thats the stupidest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-09-2002, 04:52 PM Thread Starter
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Thats the stupidest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
You don't read much do you?
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(ten minutes later,) ha, I think. Was that supposed to be funny?

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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 01-11-2002, 04:35 PM Thread Starter
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(ten minutes later,) ha, I think. Was that supposed to be funny?
Um, it wasn't suppose to be like ROTF funny, but it was cute....
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(ten minutes later,) ha, I think. Was that supposed to be funny?
Aw come on, don't rag on the hardcore jailbird biotch. She tried.
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Okay, I admit, that was funny.

Good one, babe.
Suck up!
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Suck up!

It pays off.
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Aw come on, don't rag on the hardcore jailbird biotch. She tried.
Don't make me get Sassystang to stomp your Keebler ass!
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Don't make me get Sassystang to stomp your Keebler ass!
Is that how you should treat someone who stood up for you? I'm very disappointed.
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