> > CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For
> > those of you who
> > watch what you eat, here's the final word on
> > nutrition
> > and health.
> > It's a relief to know the truth after all those
> > conflicting medical
> > studies.
> > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
> > heart attacks
> > than Americans.
> > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
> > heart attacks than
> > Americans.
> > 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
> > fewer heart
> > attacks than Americans.
> > 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
> > and suffer fewer
> > heart attacks than Americans.
> > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
> > sausages and fats
> > and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
> > CONCLUSION:
> > Eat and drink what you like.
> > Speaking English is apparently
> > what kills you.