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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-26-2004, 06:09 PM Thread Starter
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hot siamese twins...

a guy walks into a bar and sees these 2 smokin' hot blondes sittin' side by side at the bar. he approaches them and strikes up conversation, only to find they are siamese twins, joined at the hip. after a few minutes of chatting them up, they all leave and go back to his place. he fucks the first one as the other patiently waits her turn. then as he moves onto twin number 2, twin number one says "hey, is that a trombone over there ? i used to play in the high school band and would love to play a bit while you guys do your thing." so the guy hands her the trombone and she plays several of her old high school marching songs as he jackhammers away on her sister. they get done and go on their separate ways. a few weeks later, they are passing the guys apartment and the first twin says "hey, let's stop in and see our old friend." the other one kind of shrugs her shoulders and says:

"oh, i dunno. do you think he'll remember us ?"
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-30-2004, 02:38 PM
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-30-2004, 02:47 PM
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-03-2005, 10:34 AM
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Fook Mi and Fook Yoo, ahh the twins, I remeber it like it was yesterday.
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-03-2005, 10:55 AM
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Just when you think you've had a bad day, imagine you have a Siamese twin with two upper bodies but a single one from the waist down, and you just found out your twin is gay.

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-03-2005, 06:39 PM
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Ha Ha.. that's funny!!
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