seeing eye dog ...
a man is about to walk into a bar with his dog on a leash when he notices a sign that says "no pets allowed." as he loves his dog very much and doesn't do anything without it, this really disappoints him. as he turns to walk away, another man walks out of the same bar with a huge german shepherd on a leash. the first man gets his attention and asks how he gets away taking the dog into a bar. "well, i am blind. this is my seeing eye dog." the first man gets an idea, puts on some sunglasses, and walks into the bar with his dog. the bartender stops him immediately:
bartender: "sorry sir, no pets allowed."
man: "oh, it's ok, it's just my seeing eye dog."
bartender: "i don't think so sir, it's a chihuahua"
man: "CHIHUAHUA ?!? THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA ?!?"