A man comes home early from work.
His wife meets him at the door.
wife: "Honey, why are you home so early?"
husband " well I got fired!"
she says "what do you mean you got fired ? you've been working in that pickle factory for twenty years"
he says " well for twenty years I've been wanting to put my dick in the pickle slicer and today I did!"
the wife runs over and rips his pants down to inspect the damage. "well you look alright to me what happened to the pickle slicer?"
he said " they fired her too!"