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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-18-2004, 02:32 PM Thread Starter
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pickle slicer

A man comes home early from work.
His wife meets him at the door.
wife: "Honey, why are you home so early?"
husband " well I got fired!"
she says "what do you mean you got fired ? you've been working in that pickle factory for twenty years"
he says " well for twenty years I've been wanting to put my dick in the pickle slicer and today I did!"
the wife runs over and rips his pants down to inspect the damage. "well you look alright to me what happened to the pickle slicer?"
he said " they fired her too!"

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-18-2004, 02:34 PM
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-19-2004, 04:50 AM
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that is funkin funny
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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-19-2004, 11:55 AM
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Oh fark that was good!! lol
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-21-2004, 01:20 PM
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Like how you copied Ron White. That was a good joke though.
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 12-21-2004, 01:20 PM
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