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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-17-2004, 08:04 PM Thread Starter
 
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>It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their
new
>Chief if the winter
>was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a
modern
>society, he had never
>been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he
couldn't
>tell what the weather
>was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to
his
>tribe that the winter
>was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should
>collect wood to be
>prepared.
> But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an
idea.
>He went to the phone
>booth, called Environment Canada and asked, “Is the coming winter
going
>to be cold?"
>"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
>Meteorologist at Environment
>Canada responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them
to
>collect even more wood
>in order to be prepared.
> One week later he call Environment Canada again. "Is it going to be
a
>very cold winter?"
>he asked. "Yes," the man at Environment Canada again replied, "it's
>going to be a very cold
>winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to
>collect every scrap of
>wood they could find.
> Two weeks later he called Environment Canada again. "Are you
absolutely
>sure that the winter
>is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks
>like it's going to be one
>of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief
asked.
>The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-18-2004, 10:54 AM
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LMAO! the blind leading the blind!

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