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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-04-2002, 05:06 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Casino Mama

It's a slow night at this casino in Vegas and this fine blond walks up to the craps table. She starts taking off all of her clothes and says, " I hope you don't mind, I just feel more comfortable and it brings me good luck when I'm naked.", of course the dealers didn't mind at all. She starts shakin the dice, jumps up and down, and screams, "Come on, mama needs some new clothes!". she rolls the dice and does a victory dance, picks up the $20,000.00, gathers up her clothes, kisses everyone, and goes home.
After she's gone, one of the dealers asks, "What did she roll?", the other dealer says, " I don't know, I thought you where watching!"

What is learned from this story?

1. Not all blondes are dumb.
2. Men are simply...Men.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-05-2002, 11:36 AM
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Heh heh!!!!!
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-09-2002, 12:57 PM
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Hell Yeah !!!!! BWahahahahahhahaaaa!
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