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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-04-2002, 04:17 PM Thread Starter
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Smart-ass duck

This one is stupid, but I'm bored.


A duck goes in to the bar, waddles up to the bartender, and says "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says no.
The next day, the duck waddles back in, and says "Got any grapes?"
The bartender again tells him no.
So, the next day the duck goes back to the bar and says (you guessed it) "Got any grapes?"
This time the angry bartender says "No, we don't have any grapes! This is a bar! We serve drinks, not grapes! If you come in here asking for grapes again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!"
So.......the next day the duck walks in and says "Got any nails?"
The bartender says no.
Then the duck says "Okay then, got any grapes?"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-08-2002, 07:39 AM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-08-2002, 12:00 PM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-08-2002, 08:43 PM
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Heh heh, that's a clever one!
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-09-2002, 12:58 PM
 
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Isn't that on a gum comercial??
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-10-2002, 12:45 AM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-11-2002, 12:26 AM
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lol, not too bad
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-11-2002, 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by P.O.S.90-5.0
Isn't that on a gum comercial??

yeah that is, i hate that commercial, and the others like it
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