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THE INDIAN, THE COFFEE AND THE BULL
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>An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
>buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
>
>The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
>tall
>mug of coffee.
>
>The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
>buffalo
>with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where,
then
>just
>walks out.
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>The next morning the Indian returns.
>He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the
>other.
>He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter," Me want coffee."
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>The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
>yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
>
>The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
>position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
>to
>clean up, disappear for rest of day."
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