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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-16-2004, 10:24 AM
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...












...so I told her to fuck off.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-16-2004, 10:28 AM
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I bet her fatass filled up on whataburger
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naughty naughty..... looking up "stuff" on the HUN again huh?
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-16-2004, 11:40 AM
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naughty naughty..... looking up "stuff" on the HUN again huh?
You too, I see?!?!?!
Great minds think alike!!!!!!
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hehehehehehe decent amount of good stuff for free, but occasionally some off-the-wall shit that warrants looking twice before clicking the links
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hehehehehehe decent amount of good stuff for free, but occasionally some off-the-wall shit that warrants looking twice before clicking the links
Yea... some of that shit is pretty strange
post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-18-2004, 07:55 PM
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...so I told her to fuck off.
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