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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2002, 12:06 PM Thread Starter
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Two Dwarfs

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two
prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an
erection. His depression is made worse by the fact
that, from the next room, he hears his little
friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...
ONE, TWO, THREE ... UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,
"How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so
embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's
embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"
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LOL, that is just wrong, wrong I tell ya
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