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Response to a Dear John Letter

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept
with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to
his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to
his girl friend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send
the rest back."

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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept
with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to
his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to
his girl friend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send
the rest back."
nice heard it before tho..
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