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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 11:08 AM Thread Starter
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Blonde at a dealership

A blonde walks into a car dealership and goes to the service counter. The clerk comes and the girl proceeds to tell him that she is there to have her boyfriend's truck serviced. When asked the make and model she says, "it's a 'Ford Fiso'.". The clerk was very confused. He asked if she meant a "Misubishi Fuso" and she replies, "no, it's a Ford." He looks at her funny and tells her that Ford doesn't make a Fiso. "I know what kind of truck it is, I see them everywhere." The clerk tells her again that Ford doesn't make a Fiso and she must be mistaken.

"Come on out here and I'll show you!" She drags the service clerk outside on the lot and walks up to a truck. "See, it's right there on the side, "Ford Fiso". The clerk laughs and says, "I'm sorry honey, but that says F-150."


Supposedly a true story, forgot where I read it though.

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 11:12 AM
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I'm sure it would be funny if I was there.
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 11:52 AM
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Sounds a lot like the "missing 710 cap" story...
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 12:30 PM
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Must be high to get that one.
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 12:33 PM
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Might be funnier to spray paint "= 16" after all the "4x4" stickers on trucks.

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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 09:05 PM
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that is just one of those jokes you sit there and look at the comp and say "HUH"

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that is just one of those jokes you sit there and look at the comp and say "HUH"
Yep, that's what I'm thinking.
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 09:28 PM
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I got it but it wasnt very funny
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 09:35 PM
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