My girlfriend Cindy and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. Both of our parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend -- she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and very low cut blouses and was drop dead gorgeous. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her bra and panties. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when anyone else was around. One day, my girlfriend's little sister called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations with her and Cindy.
When I arrived, she was alone. She told me that I was soon to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't resist any longer. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and didn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to put on something sexy. If you want me too, like I think you do, just give me a few minutes and then come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them to me.
I stood there for a moment. Then I turned and ran out the front door to my car. As I got to the car, my future father-in-law came around the side of the house. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!
Obviously, the moral of this story is:
"Always keep your condoms in your car."